Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
Bar Joke
A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Physiotherapist and the Golfer
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of...
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...