Knock Knock Jokes 9
Knock Knock Who’s there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?...
Tampons
Guy goes to the pharmacy at his wife’s request to buy her some tampons....
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
Where to send him?
A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating...
The Russian who made a wish.
A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying...
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...