She changed me
“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got...
Looking for a monkey wrench
An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit...
Let Me Warm You
This couple out on a date get a flat tire while driving along on...
Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murderA lady named Linda went to Arkansas last...
Supermarket Cart
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart...
A wish for Christmas
A wish for Christmas It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in...