Quotes from stupid 02
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “That race was all...
Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
This old man!
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels...
George Carlin: I’m a BAD American
George Carlin Speaks Out…I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.I am...
Three Dead Guys
Three men die and go to heaven. They meet up with St. Peter at...
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls...
Church Sunday
Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. “You know,” said the...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and...
The funniest blonde jokes
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. she called me to get...
Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...