Doctor! Doctor!
A woman goes to the doctor’s and says, “Doctor, Doctor, you have to help...
Miami mice!
|What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!
Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...
God Quotes
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God,...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
pillsbury dough boy
what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a...
On the right track?
A brunette was walking on the railroad tracks saying, “21…21….21….” when a blonde jumped...
Texan Buys Spread
A loud American, looking for properties to buy out in Australia is in the...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...