Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball…
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and dancing with a girl who...
Feel like a woman…
A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the...
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
Tyson Excuses!
The top 10 reasons for Mike Tyson biting Evander Holyfield’s ear:10. Got a little...
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
Facts of Life
Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for...
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world…
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level....
New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
Empty upstairs!
The problem with keeping an open mind is that all my ideas tend to...