Trouble with plane engines
|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the...
Physicist
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: “Why, I just love nuclear...
Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t:
Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t…Have you looked through her briefs?He is...
The idiot drunk!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
Happily Addicted to the Web!
Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m...
This is my first golf lesson
|The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.”Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”...
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
This Santa is ticked off!
You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in...