I’ll Come Home When…
A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink....
Together At Last
Marie’s funeral is a sad one as she goes to join her departed husband....
Towards and Away
One day many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons....
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
AOL/TW Merger.
Due to the recent merger of AOL and Time Warner, AOL members can soon...
The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues…
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. “It’s...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
Technology problems
|One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national...