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I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
Tuns of Puns! Part II
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7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
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A bus filled with politicians was driving through the…
A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign...
Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy…
Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy, come of age at thesame...
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day…
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend...
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English…
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Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...