I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
The Leprechaun
A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can’t...
We Don’t Argue
Jim and I have been married for two years now and we have not...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Hunting with a wife
|A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. Ibn...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
tarantula with a rose?
|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I’m not sure,...
Bride Joke
Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?A. Because they want...
Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...