Diary Entries
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He was light fingered!
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What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
7 Quickies!
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sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...
The third wish
A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp...
New Year’s Resolutions
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The puzzle.
One morning this blonde calls her friend and says “Please come over and help...