The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
Bear Hunting
One day Fred decided he wanted to take up deer hunting. So Fred went...
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
The Sermon!
A minister gave a talk to the Lion’s Club on sex.When he got home...
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day…
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The...
Sex Is A Killer
A guy went to his doctor full of anger. “Doc,” he said, “I feel...
God & The Two Gifts
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...
99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.