Diamond Ring
A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight....
PMS and the Bible?
One day a woman went to her pastor and asked, “Pastor there are some...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
Signs You’re On A Bad Date
From Late Show with David Letterman – Friday, November 11, 1994Top Ten Signs You’re...
M and M’s are too smart!
Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory?...
Horoscopes by Adam Sandler
Aquarius (Jan 23 – Feb 22) – You have an inventive mind and are...
Arkansas
.. 3 million people, 15 last names.
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his name…
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his namelegally changed. When he...
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...