Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice...
Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!
Wrong place wrong time
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?The inventor died and...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned...
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
bump the gatepost again
|Pat was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a...