I’m John The Baptist
A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so...
Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
A closer call
The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner...
A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
Sliding Husband
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their...
Were you ever arrested?
|A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question:...
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer…
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer...
Four Kids
There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his...
Signs Of The 2000′s
Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way if they...