The Bachelor Diet
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Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon…
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, “I wish I...
Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
I want to appeal a case
|Lawyer: “Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly...
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer…
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...
Sid and Barney play golf
Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are...