How did he look?
A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...
Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...
Unreasonable bill
|A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
Some stupid truckers
|While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to...
Reasons For Being Stood Up
Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone UpI showed up early and decided I...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
Men’s Bathroom Etiquette! (classic)
Ever since man crawled out of the primordial ooze, he has built himself structures...