10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins?
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to...
3 Sick Soldiers…
An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks...
Magic Cure for Impotence
A man has been married to his wife for over 20 years and during...
Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
Jonah and the Whale.
A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to...
Angry Wife
A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going...
Three Proof That Jesus Was…
Three Proofs that Jesus was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!