Wise cooking advice
|This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven’t seen listed in any cookbooks.While...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...
Girl Talk With Chelsea & Hillary
Chelsea Clinton was home for Christmas break. She was having lunch with her dear...
Worst Analagies Written By High Schoolers
Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
Murder
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...
Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.