Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one?
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one? Between you...
Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Time to quit
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman...
Why the Lesbian tennis star could not compete in the Dutch Open?
Q. Why couldn’t the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?A. She got...
Democrats vs. Republicans
From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974,...
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...
The Brewnette (Blonde’s Revenge)
What is black, blue, red, and brown?A Brewnette that has told to many Blonde...