Whats the difference between pink and purple?
Whats the difference between pink and purple? Your grip.
Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between...
In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...
What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
English is a Crazy Language
English is a Crazy Language From: Charlie IndelicatoLet’s face it — English is a...
As the end of the day drew near…
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
OH MY GOD!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising...
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...