Pondering old age
|How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and...
Marriage quotes 07
|Many a wife thinks her husband is the world’s greatest lover. But she can...
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
What kind of clothes are there?
What kind of clothes are there?women: clean & dirtyMen: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty,really dirty,nasty...
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was…
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly,...
yo momma so stupid
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had...
blonde kidnap
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
The Pope And Clinton
After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conferenceand announced that...