Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
Indian chief’s signal
|An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets...
Better prison foods
|Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)–In what legal observers are already calling...
Fathers then & now
|Today is one of the first Father’s Days of our new millennium. Fathers of...
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
Little Johnny’s Lessson
One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What...
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one?
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one? Between you...