Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
He’ Boss
If you constantly hear a married man brag about how he runs everything around...
The perfect couple.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a...
Fish jokes 02
|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a...
Two gay men were in bed fooling around…
Two gay men were in bed fooling around when all of asudden the door...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
Three Hymns
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
A new national anthem?
Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the...
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...