Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
Women Jokes
Q – Why do women have smaller feet than men?? A – So they...
Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
Tips for driving people insane!
HoW To KeEp A hEaLtHy LeVeL Of InSaNiTy AnD dRiVe OtHeR PeOpLe iNsAnEPage yourself...
Two neighbors had been fighting each other…
Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades. Bob buys a...
Why do men like blonde jokes??
Why do men like blonde jokes?? Because they can understand them.
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.