Me Too
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, “Hi honey, look, I’ve...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
Pilot to tower…
Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am...
U.S. Air Force pilot
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Miracle Diet!
A fellow was ordered by his Dr. to lose 75 lbs. due to very...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
Best Part
Did you hear that they are going to stop circumcising men?They discovered they were...