Computer Problem
“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?”"Yes, well, I’m having trouble...
Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...
Writing letters to son
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
A way to save your marriage
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Top ten signs that you are too drunk
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134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...
Placing your order
|A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...