Fortune cookie mistake
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
Problems and Male Gender
Ever notice how so many of women’s problems can be traced to the male...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Some things never change
I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary...
The Chicken’s
What did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange?”...
Warning Labels On Booze!
THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH HAS PROPOSED THAT WARNING SIGNS BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES...