My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down...
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde...
Hotel’s loud snorers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Where is the French border?
“Why do you look so glum today?”, the teacher asked young Johnny. “I didn’t...
CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God’s way of reminding men how inadequate they...
Hair spray
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the...
I.Q. of 50?
|What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?Gifted!
African Missionary
Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste...
A mouse in a minefield!
|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...