Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
Fred and Harry
Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.Toward the end of the...
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
What goes “click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?”
What goes “click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?” Steveie Wonder...
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,...
Battles on the sea
|The following is supposedly a true story relating to a United States shipping company.THE...
No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...