Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
HITTING BOTTOM
TWO MEN SITTING BESIDE ONE ANOTHER IN A BAR.THE 1ST MAN IS AN AVERAGE...
Care to go upstairs?
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.”Care to go...
The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Female Laws To Live By
The female always make the rules. The rules are subject to change at any...
Dominated Spouses
Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths. One...
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher…
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child...