Write on the bottom of shoes
|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom...
Professional Courtesy?
A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young...
Barber Shop
A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man if...
Why the Lesbian tennis star could not compete in the Dutch Open?
Q. Why couldn’t the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?A. She got...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
An elderly couple walk into a doctor office…
An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
Donations
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette...