I live in the flat above Paddy
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The boss called one of his employees into the office…
The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you’ve...
Confucius Sex
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Three generals, one from the Army, another from the Marines, and a third from...
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Wash Hair In Sink
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Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
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