Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
Two lawyers walking through the woods
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately...
New scientific theories V
New scientific theoriesHONORABLE MENTION: The quantity of consonants in the Englishlanguage is absolutely constant....
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
A story with a morale
A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on...
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...