Knock Knock Jokes 7
Knock Knock Who’s there? Adolf! Adolf who? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Manage your stress!
Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are softly chirping in the crisp, cool, mountain...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with…
The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting withher young charges and she...
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
6 inches
What is 6 inches long…..Has a big head….Woman love it????? A $100 dollar bill!
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....