Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
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An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
Oh la la!
A couple’s having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables...
Helen Keller’s Baby
Why didn’t Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...
Keep Your Seat, Please!
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her,...
Snow Boarding For the Young
When you’re 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that...
Hiring an accountant
|Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying...
Replacing lab rats with lawyers
|The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to...