A snail buys a fast new car
|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for...
It finally dawned
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man’s...
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh…
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh, the dynamicyoung preacher raised himself to...
31??..32???
At a college with a shady reputation, the new dean responded to investigations into...
Love to Death
A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds...
Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror…
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror when she noticed a few...