Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...
Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
When it’s becing toad!
|When is a car like a frog?When it’s becing toad!
Old Chinese proverb
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
Will you marry me?
|An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally...
Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
Magic Mirror
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives...
Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks…
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stopsinto a...
This is bad…real bad!
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...