If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
MICHAEL KENNEDY
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Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
Keeping their marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take...
Murphy’s work laws
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No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
What is a Teenager?
By Bill AdlerA Teenager is…A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but...
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad…
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination...
A New Priest
A new priest is being given instructions on what to do when he takes...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...