A Smart Man!
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport.”These...
Brunette’s Mating Call
Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?A2: When is that...
There was this boy in high school that was what you would call…
There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd....
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
My husband’s last wish!
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s...
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist…
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious...
Painting Contractor
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room...
Good girls vs. Bad girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot. Bad girls make it hot...
rolling stones
|What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop...