I know you were drunk yesterday
|A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle…
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...
A blind guy goes into a whore house…
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and...
Three people were standing on the Titanic…
Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a Brit and an belgian....
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind...
Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...
Mousework!
|What do mice do when they’re at home?Mousework!
Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...