Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!
A chinese detective
A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so whenhe left town, he...
The little sexy housewife was built so well…
The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn’t keep his...
IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Why are politicians like diapers?
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...
Think You’re A Man?
Man is the king of his castle A king is a ruler A ruler...
Men At Singles Bars
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?They’re...