Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.
Boy & Grandpa
A Little Boy Comes Running Into The Room and Says, “Grandpa! Grandpa! Can You...
Blonde and The Coke Machine
This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
The Kilted Scotsman
THE KILTED SCOTSMANA kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off...
Criminal Hall of Shame
Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people — many of whom...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...
What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!