Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
Sad revelations
A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birdsand...
A promise to keep
“But this isn’t an engagement ring.” the young lady protested. “Why it’s just a...
A little girl was walking along a beach in California…
A little girl was walking along a beach in California whenshe came across a...
We Don’t Argue
Jim and I have been married for two years now and we have not...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.
Why Worry?
The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...