Why don’t Blondes…?
Q: Why don’t Blondes use vibrators anymore?A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!
Constipation Remedy
A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...
Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern…
Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern.To Mike Callahan, the...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
A Lawyer Died
A lawyer died. At the same moment, the Pope also died. They arrived at...
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
Your mama so stupid
Your mamma’s so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her...