Sleep late!
|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
Low self-esteem
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This woman goes into a dentist’s office…
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
Fish jokes 06
|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to...
Buying your ticket
|Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...