ABCP
On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the...
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...
Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
cross a firefly and a moth
|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
Playing tabla
Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
The loud-mouthed mechanic!
Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a...
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!