Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
Bathroom control
One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As...
Great Writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to...
What Can I Get?
A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...
Get a heart transplant
|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...