Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.
Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
Blonde Medical Terminology
ARTERY–The study of fine paintings. BARIUM–What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN–What yoiu are...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
Some people are sitting in a bar…
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is...
Blondie
There are three girls in the Fifth Grade. There is a blonde a brunette...
Too much speeding
|A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...