Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
Ever Wonder?
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my fish sandwich...
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
17 Facts of Life
1. Psychiatrists say that one of four people are mentally ill. Check three friends....
Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.
Doomed!
An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a blood thirsty...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I am I don’t live...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.